RE: Knowing Just What To Say

[17:27] ME: you is away
[17:27] ME: leave a message?
[17:27] ME: how 'bout a banana?
[17:28] ME: dont like bananas? have a squash.
[17:28] ME: squash too much like a banana? have a cucumber.
[17:28] ME: or a banana milkshake. that doesnt even resemble a banana.
[17:29] ME: allergic to bananas?
[17:29] ME: bananas will fix that.
[17:29] ME: bananas are good for you.
[17:29] ME: eat them so they will be useful.
[17:29] ME: being useful makes bananas happy.
[17:29] ME: happy bananas taste better.
[17:30] ME: and a tasty banana is a much happier banana.
[17:31] ME: thus it stands to reason that a banana, by its very nature, is infinately tasty.
[17:31] ME: thats just good sound logic.
[17:33] ME: I dont have any bananas. I do, however, have a carrot.
[17:33] ME: carrots are good for you in a much different way than bananas.
[17:33] ME: carrots help you to see with your eyes.
[17:34] ME: if you can see without your eyes, you are either some form of super being or a person who eats lots and lots of carrots.
[17:34] ME: there is a threshold of 'better' when speaking of carrots and thier effect on your eyesight.
[17:35] ME: when does 'better' become 'best' ... for that matter when does 'better' become 'super human'?
[17:35] ME: the effects of carrots are both mysterious and mesmerizing.
[17:35] ME: (brief pause while i go get another carrot)
[17:37] Sturevant: Dude. Are you high?
[17:37] ME: not at all. im very very angry.
[17:40] ME: [summerizatoin of previous post]
[17:40] ME: im f u r i o u s at myself.
[17:43] ME: i find that a kind of suessian whimsy allows me to skim over the surface of my deep emotional disturbances and allow me to present a childlike smile to the world.
[17:43] ME: by the way, these carrots were dirt cheap and they are fucking delisious.
[17:43] Sturtevant: I bet Seuss liked bananas.

...your goddamn right he did.