Communique Souffle

It has come to my attention that I allowed a relatively meaningless situation to infuriate me on a completely disproportionate scale. As this has been remedied we now return you to your regularly scheduled Niq.

Today I got a new toy. Check it out.

http://reviews.cnet.com/cell-phones/lg-venus-vx8800-black/4505-6454_7-32640930.html

My old phone was a warrior, an old Sprint model that was actually made of metal and brawn. For a little over three years it managed to survive being with me 24/7 (something I've yet to find a person capable of coming out of in one piece) and amazingly is being retired still fully functional and with full honors. I just tried to list the things I've done to/with it and its a very long list. I abused the phone thoroughly and it came out still swinging is pretty much the point here.

However battle hardened the Sprint phone may be, he still drops like a sack when the Venus puts a bullet in his kneecap without even breaking stride on her way to the bar.

Potential new job, sleek new cloths, sleek new phone.
I do believe I am justifiably pleased.

-PRAISE HOJO!