9.17.2008

Finance Shminance

In follow-up to my last post, our government has decided to bail AIG out of their situation. This cost us, the American populous, 85 billion dollars. I suppose we'd have cause to be upset by that if our nations roads and school systems weren't in such excellent, optimal-performing condition. Oh wait...

On the plus side, I don't have any money in our nations financial institutions. This allows me to express my quiet, almost genial outrage from within a safe (and quite fluffy) cocoon of neo-poverty.

Please bear in mind at all times that any political commentary emerging from me has all the validity of a safety lecture given by a man inside a rabid grizzly wearing pink lacy lingerie and a sign reading 'KEEP AWAY FROM THE GODDAMN BEAR'.

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